Ali Pembleton
info@alipembleton.com
makeadate@alipembleton.com

I'm hoping to find someone that is intelligent, honest, sweet,
fun-loving, energetic, easy-going, adventurous, fit, healthy and
passionate. I am looking for a best friend. Someone that is
organized, but can occasionally be spontaneous. She must
have good values and a positive outlook. Most importantly, I'm
seeking someone who believes, as I do, that finding the perfect
person to share life's adventures with makes all the difference
in the world.  I don't have any baggage and you shouldn't either.

anonymous personal ad
 

To Whom it May Concern -

I have known Ali for almost a year and could honestly say that
she's a CATCH!
She's funny, smart, beautiful, talented, funny and extremely fit.
The first time I met Ali I was harfing down a burger while she
was delicately dipping into a bowl of soup.
She explained to me that she does special things for people
she admires but does not know personally - like sending a
homemade dinner to their dressing room, or knitting their
babies little blankets.  
I find this practice extraordinarily lovely.
While gracefully sipping her last spoonful of soup she told me
about her recent ulta-marathon experience.  
Ali runs - and runs - and runs.
She runs races.
She runs to stay fit and peaceful.
She runs a race against cynicism.
She runs a race toward all this is beautiful.
She runs a race to find the perfect partner.
Can you spread joy like Ali does?
As I swallowed my last bite of burger I realized that Ali is the
kind of person that anyone would be lucky to know.
I left our lunch evaluating my own ability to make the world a
better place through simple acts of kindness and generosity.
My actions seemed somehow lacking, so now I try to tell people
how much I appreciate them.
Thanks Ali.
I hope you cross the finish line and find the most perfect person
waiting for you there!!!
Meg

Meg Schiffler
Curator, San Francisco Arts Commission Gallery
 
Ali is:

Charming
Spontaneous
Adventurous
Gracious
Creative
Athletic
Funny
Warm
Intelligent
Talented
Loyal
Attractive
Vivacious
Balanced

But most of all...
Uniquely Ali

Ali is...

Prime, grade A wife material

She cares extremely for those she loves
And she constantly shows this in her attention, affection, and
demeanor
Ali brightens the lives of those around her
She is a grounded free spirit
She illuminates her world
Ali will make a lasting impact on the art world
She is not afraid to take risks
Ali is beyond an amazing cook
She pours her heart into the food she makes
And the art she creates
And the relationships she cherishes
Ali is truly one in a million

Get your ass in gear and get Ali in your life
Act now, supplies are limited
To one

Jason
ex-boyfriend, ceo


Ali is the most generous person that I know,
sometimes in the most absurdly beautiful ways.  
Have you ever had the birthday cake of your
dreams made for you from scratch?  Ali does this
regularly for her friends, family and lovers.  
She is always there with a smile, a shoulder to
lean on, an ear to listen, food to fill your
belly or stories to make you laugh.

Ali brings people together.  She creates
community. Either offering her home to friends in
need or just having us all over for dinner
together - she is the hub around which several of
us are happily joined.  

As a yoga student, Ali is focused and
determined.  She knows when to laugh and when to
maintain polite decorum.  Sometimes her
spontaneity gets the better of her - I've known
her to run out of a yoga class to write down an
epiphany or moment of insight.  Some great art
ideas have been born on her yoga mat.  A favorite
trait is her natural curiosity and unquenching
thirst for knowledge - be it about yoga or
science or human nature or art or language or
travel or...

Ali brings out the little kid in those around
her.  I have fond memories of being dog piled and
having rasberries blown on my belly.

Ali is creative and helpful.  I've seen her drive
two different friends in need long distance on
two separate occasions - even when they had a
car.  Instead of handing them a map, she offered
them companionship, support and safety in their
time of crisis.  I don't know a lot of people who
would do that - including myself.

I love that Ali is willing to change.  She
accepts her humanity and that of others.  So you
are allowed to make mistakes - again and again.  

Ali is truly a beautiful spirit.  She has
enriched and brightened my life.  We've grown as
friends together and apart - sometimes by
challenging each other, other times just by
listening.  Because of Ali, I am more playful and
engaging with strangers.  I can look at the
bizarre circus of humanity with some amount of
curiosity rather than disgust.  

Empathy makes her a great listener - she also has
the skill to be objective and rational.  

Most importantly, Ali is just plain FUN.  

Michelle
Friend, yoga instructor



I acquired this rare being by marriage and I
strongly encourage you to do the same. If you are
a man who recognizes quality, and who would value
more than anything a woman who took you out of
yourself, showed you new worlds, and propelled
you into new adventures, Ali is the one for you.

Janet      
step-mother


Ali is one of my favorite people.  She is like
a sister to me.  I love spending time with her, it is
enriching, and we always have fun and laugh.  She is
playful, lighthearted, and forgiving.  Ali is generous with
giving comfort, love, beauty, art, food, and elegance to the
world.  One will never meet anyone else like her.  Personally, I
look up to her
authenticity, and the way she continues to broaden her
outlook on humanity and the universe as a whole.  I
treasure my time and conversations with Ali. I see her
as being totally devoted to fulfilling her dreams, and
helping herself as well as others to live good lives.

Ali is a naturally beautiful,
creative, compassionate, talented ,grateful, diverse,
and understanding woman who balances true strength
with tender sensitivity. I am blessed to have her as
my employer, friend, and sister.

Donna
friend


I've known Ali since she was born.
She is hard working and dedicated. She is intelligent and has a
great deal of drive.
Her tastes are refined.
She's as courageous as anyone you will ever meet.  
She's been many places and has many fine tales.

Lee
brother



Ali is a woman of the highest caliber. She is an excellent cook
who enjoys being a hostess and making a warm, festive home.
She has vitality and verve and her presence fills a room with
the electric sparkles of her energy. The music of her laughter
and her witty and humorous words keep everyone around her
engaged and entertained. She has a radiant loving energy that
penetrates those closest to her with warmth and compassion.
Even strangers that have the luck to interact with her in public
are struck by her friendly spirit and willingness to engage in
conversation. She is a joy to behold as she moves through the
world with grace and beauty, bringing love and light to all that
are in her path.

She would be a great match for a man who has a solid,
masculine presence, that could balance her dynamic, feminine
spirit in strength and endurance. There is nothing diluted or
weak in Ali, she is a full strength woman with an abundance of
rich, womanly qualities to warm and soothe the dating-weary
man. Her embrace will be the one that will call you home after a
long days work and melt your tension into a buttery bath of
domestic bliss, hot sex and down bedding. 5 stars!

Kaibrina Sky
friends


We’ve known Ali since birth, which puts us in a
unique position of giving an overall view that is
not biased by being family members.  She was born
into a wonderfully offbeat family but she cried
all the time.  Moving on to childhood she became
quiet and adorable.  She drew lots of pictures.  
In her teens she left home (I mean disappeared)
and roamed the world.  She was gutsy and
adventurous.  She lived in Zimbabwe, Kenya and
Namibia.  She put her many artistic skills to
work, painting and recreating indigenous
jewelry.  Back in the USA she blossomed into a
talented artist and alluring woman.  So I guess
we would sum her up as follows:

Very talented, adventurous, good-looking, sexy,
well-dressed, warm, fun to be with gal who is
comfortable any place in the world.


Leonard and Linda
family friends